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  • my bf: *doesnt reply*

  • me: [fuck this, I can do so much better than this ashy ass bitch. what am I supposed to do with some lil dick for the rest of my life anyways??? let me call his best friend MATTER OF FACT LET ME CALL HIS BROTHER. he’s not even that cute for me to be stressing over him. only reason I dated him is cause my girl told me to give his lil ugly ass a chance I'm over it tho, next! ha ha!]
  • my bf: my bad I had to pee. 

  • me: I thought you did! wassup babe πŸ˜πŸ˜›

Artist: UnknownAretha Franklin
Title: UnknownRolling In the Deep (The Aretha Version)
Album: UnknownAretha Franklin Sings the Great Diva Classics
Plays: 17,542

rosaparking:

Do u ever just touch ur vag like not trying to masturbate or anything u just touch it like yes hello :) ur a cutie pie

fkajames:

person: β€œChick Fil A is a christian, anti-gay corpora-β€œ

me: β€œwait one sec.. hi yes ! can I have a #5 combo and a lemonade”