when you see your mutuals online and they’re not reblogging your selfie
when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’
everyone lost their shit and i got second place
'what do you want for your birthday?'
sometimes she’s Kim K sometimes she’s Beyonce…
and sometimes she’s britney
and sometimes she’s lindsay
click my s.d.a. and
1) leave the page up for a while and play on other pages
2) message me what the d.a. (read backwards) was about
3) in that message, do a self promo and I’ll publish it
my aesthetic is dogs wearing cool shades
my ideal roommate: dog
when the bae wont give you road head
girl???? naked??? in a non erotic way????? not for the pleasure of men???? impossible!!!!!!!!