gaypos:

when you see your mutuals online and they’re not reblogging your selfie

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thewinterswidow:

when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’

everyone lost their shit and i got second place

peekachiu:

'what do you want for your birthday?'

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snatchedweaves:

jackballs:

no:

sometimes she’s Kim K sometimes she’s Beyonce…

and sometimes she’s britney

and sometimes she’s lindsay

allmonds:

click my s.d.a. and 

1) leave the page up for a while and play on other pages

2) message me what the d.a. (read backwards) was about

3) in that message, do a self promo and I’ll publish it

pokepuffs:

my aesthetic is dogs wearing cool shades

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codeinewarrior:

my ideal roommate: dog

cold face

cold face

idahoing:

when the bae wont give you road head

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dextermorqan:

girl???? naked??? in a non erotic way????? not for the pleasure of men???? impossible!!!!!!!!